I am at the library right now. All of the guys around me are playing some computer game. Their conversation amuses me.
Guy#1: OMG! THAT TREE TRIED TO KILL ME!
Guy#2: Yeah, they do that.
Guy#3: I've neer seen them do that!
Guy#2: Yeah, they wander around and try to murder you. I've SEEN it!
Guy#1: I've seen a tree.
Guy#3: Yeah, I've seen a tree.
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