My dad's an asshole.  My mother's bat shit crazy.  So that means my genes are 50% asshole/50% crazy.  Do the asshole and the crazy cancel each other out and leave me relatively normal, or am I that UNself-aware?

So my dad came to dinner on Thursday, knowing full well  that Sarah and I would be there.  I gave him a hug and told him I was glad he ( Read more... )

1.)  I obsess.  This may not be a "little known," as I think people pick up on it pretty quickly.  I only like one thing at a time.  Likewise, I only hate one thing at a time.  Right now, that one thing is you.

2.)  New underwear and socks rock my world.  I  feel secretly enervated by colorful new cotton on my naughties.   And new socks make my toes ( Read more... )

I fell on Sarah's finger.  We were wrestling around, because I was trying to forcibly keep her on the couch watching the Nine, and we both fell off, and my heavy ass landed on her finger.  Or really, my bony knee landed on her finger.  With the full force of my heavy ass behind it.  Her pinky swelled, and I was quite sure that I had just made 3 1/2 ( Read more... )

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Teh Kitten is sitting on my desk, attacking the cursor.  She's gotten huge, but is still just a toddler.  Everything is edible, if she can just catch it.  Oh, now the lamp has incurred her wrath.  I pity the lamp, but that's what it gets.  ( Read more... )

I would like to add to fire-eater's retelling of yesterday ( Read more... )

As Simon Baker would say, "I just wanna sweep a wittle bit."  I'm now doing weekend overnights at AIDS Care Partners, which I think might now be called Clare Housing after the merger, but I'm an old fool from the old school.  They're really hard.  I sort of forgot about that.  Actually, as long as there are no hospice residents, overnights are ( Read more... )

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So Best Friend got suckered into buying a kitten today, as well.  Sarah and I called him and he drove right over to see the babies, picked one in five minutes, bought her, took her to petco for some essentials, and we were home in half an hour.  Kitten was out of her box two minutes before she found the opening under the cupboard.  She saw it at ( Read more... )