HAVE SOME DRABBLES.
I just did some short little drabbles involving the characters from Inglourious Basterds and Joe Liebgott in preparation for my crossover fic :3
No real spoilers, everything in these is subject to change.
Lt. Aldo Raine had an eye for nazi-killin' talent. Oh yes, he'd said as much when he'd sprung Sgt. Stiglitz from his jail cell. He reckoned he was seeing that kinda talent all over again in one Joseph Liebgott - paratrooper from the 101st.. Boy was damn good - bloodthirsty. Aldo liked that. Donny was bloodthirsty, too. Bloodthirsty made for a good Basterd.
Donny eyed Liebgott cautiously, Just who was this scrawny fucker who thought he'd move himself in on his territory? Donny was the fuckin' BEAR JEW. You don't fuck with that. Fucking Liebgott with his slight frame and unassuming floppy locks - shrimp thought he could get him to slip up. He saw the way Aldo watched the fucker - probably thinking about fucking him. Donny clenched his teeth - he'd show Aldo just who was the better Basterd.
Utivich was amazed at just how good Liebgott was at killing. You gave the guy a kraut and he was all over it. Shit though, with the way Donny looked at him you'd think he'd either want to kill him or fuck him. Donny was kinda weird like that. Staring daggers through the California boy every time it came time to scalp their kills.
Liebgott took the knife to the head of the dead Nazi - he could feel Donny's eyes boring holes through him. Sometimes it felt like Donny thought he had to compete - too bad for the Bear Jew - Joseph Liebgott wasn't going to be suckered into competing with some guy with a carpet for chest hair. He caught Utivitch's eye and gave him a sly wink and smile.
No real spoilers, everything in these is subject to change.
Lt. Aldo Raine had an eye for nazi-killin' talent. Oh yes, he'd said as much when he'd sprung Sgt. Stiglitz from his jail cell. He reckoned he was seeing that kinda talent all over again in one Joseph Liebgott - paratrooper from the 101st.. Boy was damn good - bloodthirsty. Aldo liked that. Donny was bloodthirsty, too. Bloodthirsty made for a good Basterd.
Donny eyed Liebgott cautiously, Just who was this scrawny fucker who thought he'd move himself in on his territory? Donny was the fuckin' BEAR JEW. You don't fuck with that. Fucking Liebgott with his slight frame and unassuming floppy locks - shrimp thought he could get him to slip up. He saw the way Aldo watched the fucker - probably thinking about fucking him. Donny clenched his teeth - he'd show Aldo just who was the better Basterd.
Utivich was amazed at just how good Liebgott was at killing. You gave the guy a kraut and he was all over it. Shit though, with the way Donny looked at him you'd think he'd either want to kill him or fuck him. Donny was kinda weird like that. Staring daggers through the California boy every time it came time to scalp their kills.
Liebgott took the knife to the head of the dead Nazi - he could feel Donny's eyes boring holes through him. Sometimes it felt like Donny thought he had to compete - too bad for the Bear Jew - Joseph Liebgott wasn't going to be suckered into competing with some guy with a carpet for chest hair. He caught Utivitch's eye and gave him a sly wink and smile.