me: wheee birfday!
uterus: oh no you don't.
me: OW MOFO *PAIN*

afk;fdjlhjk. sometimes having a dick seems like a nice alternative, really. especially when you consider the prospect of it being sucked on. um ( Read more... )

today! is mah birfday!

HIIIiii.

( my desktop is full of teh PURDY and teh SHINY and teh GAY. )

BUCKBEAK'S HED IS PASTEDE ON YAY!!!11!!

...

oh, come on, someone had to do it.

furthermore, wtf? the mtv movie awards have already happened? am so out of it. eurgh. they should be airing it 'round these here parts next week. faux-tie-shirted, whiskered dom, yay. :D he looks like a sexed-up kitten there. if, uh, kittens can be sexed-up. where the ( Read more... )

POA.

i can't even... oh. oh.

oh, remus. oh, sirius. oh, cuarón.

<3 times INFINITY.

quick, i need a poa icon. o_o

you have all been so quiet, lately.

wozzup?

1. GOOD MORNING, PEASANTS!

2. dear self,

A WATCHED POT NEVER FUCKING BOILS.

no love,
me.

3. motherfuck, i need new icons.

4. prisoner of azkaban tooday. omfg lupin! <3

5. there is no 5. good day, yoll.

I HAVE WOT:

- TICKETS! HARRY POTTER! JUNE 4TH!
- three new absolutely gorgeous skirts (ooo, legs)
- a bleeding nose

'nighty 'night, tat0rs!

i dreamed that i was snogging jeremy sumpter (refer to icon).

a whole lot. and very vividly.

i, um.

nnngh.

just got back from watching ( the day after tomorrow. )