Dear Christina Aguilera, Why do you dress like a ho? And do you feel responsible for starting the "ho-wear" trend that has taken teenage america by storm?
I'm gonna have fun with this!!!babymallardSeptember 15 2003, 11:10:33 UTC
Dear Jennifer Lopez:
You change men like you change underwear. Why can't you just make up your goddamn mind what you want already? P. Diddy? Ben? Jesus Christ!! Why do you consult a psychic about how your wedding is going to turn out? Are you really that stupid? Oh, and how did you react to the South Park episode that totally made fun of you because I thought it was fuckin hilarious!!
Dear Jessica Simpson, No one cares about Nick Lachey anymore. Why must you continue to flaunt your life with your hubby on MTV whenever I'm watching? Like I really wanna see a video of the 2 of you making out on a beach.
Dear Christina Aguilera, Why are you such a whore? Put some goddamn clothes on.
Dear Ruben Studdard: Why are you so fat? Why do you stare blankly at everything with no expression whatsoever and answer questions in one syllable responses? You did not deserve to win American Idol. Didn't you know the voting was RIGGED. Velvet teddy bear my ass....VELVEETA teddy bear is more like it! You suck ass!
All Righty then! I'll let'em rip!katskornerSeptember 16 2003, 00:17:50 UTC
I like the previous format used, so I'm gonna copy that...
Dear J-Lo, Are you proud of yourself for ruining Ben the way you have? Only I can save the poor man from being a complete asshole, and that just isn't happening, cause I fear you've ruined him beyond the point of return.
Dear Madonna, Will you kiss me too? I have loved you since I was a young girl and you just got started in the music business. When all of my friends called you a whore, I said I wanted to be just like you. When all of my friends turned their backs saying you were unpatriotic, well, I still stood true and still love you. You have been an amazing influence to me, specially in my coming out last year as bi. I swear, there is God, then you, on the totem pole in my books!
Dear Axle Rose, Would you write a song about how much I loved your band. Your so sexy.
Dear Brittany Spears, Unless your breasts are inflatable, well, no one believes they weren't opperated on. I mean really, you had nothing at all, then BOOM! They were exploding everywhere,
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Why do you dress like a ho? And do you feel responsible for starting the "ho-wear" trend that has taken teenage america by storm?
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You change men like you change underwear. Why can't you just make up your goddamn mind what you want already? P. Diddy? Ben? Jesus Christ!! Why do you consult a psychic about how your wedding is going to turn out? Are you really that stupid? Oh, and how did you react to the South Park episode that totally made fun of you because I thought it was fuckin hilarious!!
Dear Jessica Simpson,
No one cares about Nick Lachey anymore. Why must you continue to flaunt your life with your hubby on MTV whenever I'm watching? Like I really wanna see a video of the 2 of you making out on a beach.
Dear Christina Aguilera,
Why are you such a whore? Put some goddamn clothes on.
Dear Ruben Studdard:
Why are you so fat? Why do you stare blankly at everything with no expression whatsoever and answer questions in one syllable responses? You did not deserve to win American Idol. Didn't you know the voting was RIGGED. Velvet teddy bear my ass....VELVEETA teddy bear is more like it! You suck ass!
Dear Clay Aiken:
Will you marry me?
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Dear J-Lo,
Are you proud of yourself for ruining Ben the way you have? Only I can save the poor man from being a complete asshole, and that just isn't happening, cause I fear you've ruined him beyond the point of return.
Dear Madonna,
Will you kiss me too? I have loved you since I was a young girl and you just got started in the music business. When all of my friends called you a whore, I said I wanted to be just like you. When all of my friends turned their backs saying you were unpatriotic, well, I still stood true and still love you. You have been an amazing influence to me, specially in my coming out last year as bi. I swear, there is God, then you, on the totem pole in my books!
Dear Axle Rose,
Would you write a song about how much I loved your band. Your so sexy.
Dear Brittany Spears,
Unless your breasts are inflatable, well, no one believes they weren't opperated on. I mean really, you had nothing at all, then BOOM! They were exploding everywhere, ( ... )
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