So everyone (2 peeps) has been saying to post a picture of your best friend...

Unfortunately, I could not find a single picture of my penis.

This text sure doesn't seem very fucking rich.

I'm only going to update when I have a sweet pic, and this is a sweet pic. I just stumbled it across it...

This one is from prom, and I really didn't think I could look that stupid.


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So for some reason I went through and decided to read all my previous live journal entries...or review them at least. I found that I used to be a lot funnier. Now I'm just a washed-up livejournal comedian. So with that, I will now sign-off as a live journalist. It's been a good run making these unnecessary posts, but I never really believed in ( Read more... )

High school fucking sucks and I don't care at all that it is over. I'm just glad i made it out without getting my ass shot off by some crazy mother fucker that hates the world. Why would I like and/or miss a place that I have to wake up at 7 am everyday to go to, then spend 7 mandatory hours at listening to a bunch of nobodies who like to listen to ( Read more... )

We are so close to done. School is very comparable to an 800 meter track race. You gotta get yourself up to a good speed, then you catch a rhythm, by the time the second lap rolls around you're pretty tired of it but you gotta get through it, and right now we're at the last 100 meters and we're strugglin to get to the finish line that still seems ( Read more... )

So I didn't go to school this weekend. This weekend pretty much wasn't too sweet because I did absolutely nothing, but it was sweet for that same reason. I was suppose to have a track meet in Port Huron today, so I woke up at 6:30, got on the bus, only to drive an hour there and learn that the meet had been cancelled because mother nature decided ( Read more... )

I feel like this journal is a little too much about me. Oh yeah, that's because its MY fucking livejournal! WOO!!! It's tough being this awesome, but somebody's gotta do it!


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Nows the time I talk about how long it has been since I updated my journal. So today our class got 5th place at physics olympics, but number ONE as far as the concepts (retard) physics classes go. I did the physics band. We didn't have a song until this morning and we performed at 8 am. I had a bunch of straws taped together for a wind instrument, ( Read more... )

I bought a bunch of hot guy clothes today, I'm probably going to go tanning, but its all in the name of getting the bahamian ladies. We're going to the bahamas next week. That is fucking incredible. I've decided we're going to get drunk and do archery, because that's all inclusive. I'm probably going to shoot chad in the hamstring with an arrow, ( Read more... )