You shouldn't put your cellphone in your lap becau- *SLAP!*

[eduthepenguin]

There! I don't want to hear one more goddamn "omfg cellphones cause cancer" comment EVER again.

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[tricky_disco]

Oh noes!11!
I hope this will teach them that assumptions of getting cancer from haircolour/mp3players/french fries/beer/too much tv/watching the stars/eating green m&m's/going through airport x-ray machines/listening to Milli Vanilli/reading the DaVinci code/using a remote control/operating a garage door opener/eating fried chestnuts (and who knows what other stupid things are BULLSHIT!

Thank you all. ;)