Best Voicemail ever:

My Mother:

Eric, I was just wondering--

Eric?

ERIC!?

ERIC!?

...

...

Call me. Bye.

*CLICK*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

( Look how gross I am! )

Just finished this masterpiece. Peaches and a spectrum of Davids:


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wow.

wow.

out of the depression.

wow.

Totally didn't realize The Birdcage was based on La Cage aux Folles. haha. I feel dumb.


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SO MUCH SNOW! WOOT!

Frustrated at many selfish things, I thundered down the cyclonic circle of stacks blowing at least three scripts to the floor in my wake. And as I felt the ink from the books bleed onto the floor from new-age neglect, my determination to find this book inflated exponentially. I came to the center of the tower and frenetically jiggled the mouse of ( Read more... )

the end of Love's Labour's Lost
"Universal Good" and "Make Our Garden Grow" from CandideOrestes's pardon by Athene in killing Clytemaestra after being plagued by the Euminides wrongly ( Read more... )

Whoah.

Evanston Public Library = Music Theatre Goldmine

nine degrees.

NINE DEGREES.

Oh well, I guess I will rely on all of that muscle and fat padding my bones, as well as my extremely hairy chest.

Fuck. Cold.