today i noticed a garbage man riding on the back of a garbage truck on route 64. it occurred to me suddenly how strange it is, to see a giant vehicle, filled with waste, moving slowly down the road with a man happily (or complacently) holding tight onto the smelly thing. not only is it gross, but it is dangerous. i had a total stoner moment. "isn't ( Read more... )

the drunker I get the bettier I am.

i'm really sick of the dove chocolate commercials target toward women ( Read more... )

i remember when i was like, 19, and i thought i would never be able to buy a house. actually, i thought, "why would anyone waste their money on BUYING a house, when they can rent one for like, 600 bucks a month?!" i thought i was on to something. i thought i was in on a special money-saving secret. oh well. i was stupid ( Read more... )

we hung with my family tonight. it was such a warm and wonderful time ( Read more... )

i really can't stand the word "whir ( Read more... )

this is not a joke.
https://www.americanchia.com/flare/next?rtag=chiaobama&

here is my fav. pic of brian:


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we sang and danced lots last night. what a blast ( Read more... )

oh great. some guy in dublin ohio was arrested for collecting pee at burger king ( Read more... )