i like this one

[eelstheduck]

How to make a eelstheduck
Ingredients:

5 parts success

5 parts crazyiness

1 part ego
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little sadness if desired!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

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Comments

[scruffymane]

but you don't follow directions when you make stuff. Hence the craziness being way higher than it should.

[eelstheduck]

that is very true, i never follow cooking directions.