this is what i learned today when i should have been studying:

"Sensations that affect respiratory function:
Curiously, stretching the anal sphincter stimulates the respiratory centers and increases the rate of respiration. This reflex is occasionally used to stimulate respiration in emergency situations."

our bodies are messed up.

so, i am trying to do a U turn on bryan street and i felt like my car was shaking too much. so i turn off the radio and but it in neutral, the light turns green, and my car shuts off. ok....i turn it off, sit for a few seconds, try to turn it on, it wont. by now everyone behind me is beeping up a storm and i can get my car started. lucky for me 2 ( Read more... )

i think i am going bald.

if i could find you know things would get better ( Read more... )

so jenny got me slightly sick. i am hoarse most of all. very flemmy...mmmmmmmm ( Read more... )

i'm so jealous. i wish i could be there. she just called saying shewas on the 7th floor of the hotel, on the balcony, looking at the ocean with the sun rising and mountains to one side with little houses on them. i wanna go back ( Read more... )

SERIOUSLY!!!! the next person to smack my ass is going to be walking funny for the next week or so.
(assuming its a guy--->NATHAN)
i will not restrain myself.

i really hate it when my classes are cancelled ( Read more... )

more things that happened during break ( Read more... )

And that is the way it should be ( Read more... )