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Welp since my last post I am unemployed, playing golf everyday and suffering from a love tko. I guess it could be worse, I could be Roy jones in the 2nd round, or reagan.

Aight so not only did i get some of the sweet sweet poonany but i got to go to a good old fashioned hoot nanny in New orleans. Me, loml and J went to No for some R&R and I must say a good time was had by all. Eventhough me and LOML lost a combined 700 bucks at harrahs...thats what $ 100 hands at black jack will do for you. End of the last night, ( Read more... )

So the rest of the Direct Mail team here has come up with a brand new form. Its a beautiful form I mean its perfect! You couldnt want a better form. It ask each group to give us details of the entire marketing campaign in one simple form, as opposed to the 3-5 forms they could fill out before. Thing is, no one here got buy in from the tech guys ( Read more... )

It has happened to me...thats right I got me some o dat sweet poonnanny from the sweetest of the sweet and it was well...sweet. late night poon after gladys nights, early morning poon before work, session had to be cut short cause of an 8:30 am meeting and guess what, the damn meeting was cancelled. Aint that great. Then the french broad gonna re- ( Read more... )

If i dont have sex soon, i better. All this spring time juices flowing and I got no one to give it to. I cant even think straight. Ok thats a lil extra but still, damn!

In a move that shoulda happened long ago, bobby n whitney are coming to a station near you with their very own reality tv show. I have waited for so long for the real life Ceephus and Reesie to give us they life and now its happening. I am veklempt ( Read more... )

yo, i think i am going crazy. i got three sets of sheets i rotate on the bed piece and well um I cannot find two of them. I got a red set a blue set and a beige. red and blue are gonnnnneeee...who the fugg is stealing sheets? I mean really, who is stealing sheets from me? I cant take it. And now i am fooling myself with ideas of crazy things i did ( Read more... )

A funny thing happened at work today. Some of my white coworkers were/are discussing the images out of Iraq from this week of US soldiers charred and hung on a bridge in Iraq with hundreds of iraqis, including young people, cheering laughing and having well an iraqi picamer. These coworkers could not believe that the kids in the pic had big smiles ( Read more... )

Ok so the weekend was really a good one. I played golf all day Saturday N sunday. Shot 77 and 79 and 76 and 77. For real I need a chipping lesson cause them damn 7 or 8 shots keeping me outta the sixties all come from 100 yards in. Fuggas. Anyway I am now hitting my 6 iron a full 185 yards and a little more if I press on it. Good times. Hit a ( Read more... )