ok so the yankees get A-rod. I mean really, really. boston fans gotta feel like, well boston fans. I do feel really bad for them, but hey Im a freaking orioles fan, we aint SNIFFED a penant since like 89, so what the fugg ( Read more... )

So cali broad b is outta the pic, now cali broad A hates my guts. Meanwhile the ex is just like the tortoise...she slow and steady, and i think thats the key, she is steady. People underrate comfort I think. Or rather, when discussing a 'lationship they see being COMFORTABLE as a negative. When in reality, as long as the person is not being taken ( Read more... )

How you have your out of office assistant on your outlook and its in the third person and half the shit is spelled wrong and spacing is all fugged up? I swear the self importance of people is hilarity sometimes.

so finally i think cali broad B is outta my life for good. I have said some of the most uproariously heinous things to her and yet she persists in pursuing me. What the hell is wrong with you broads? Well I think that the whole "im not really amped about making shit work out with you" speech finally sunk in. Thing is, we can remain friends and I ( Read more... )

Marcus Dixon and his story have been burning up Internet connections and airwaves for the last few weeks. As an 18-year old high school senior and a top football recruit, he had consensual sex with a girl three months shy of her 16th birthday ( Read more... )

You ever been in a meeting and just been zoning the fugg out? I am sitting here in a data management meeting and I got no clue what they talking about and no input what so ever. Im over here with the "I am Sam" face going. Just an ugly situation.

Too bad its over. just got some great news though. Boss is maddddd relaxed in terms of in/out policy and working from home, so you know that means come spring time a brother will be working from "home" at least one day a week. Today its posed to be 56 degrees Im thinking that it might be necessary to use on of my well earned half days to get a few ( Read more... )

Washingtonpost.com and ESPN.com are reporting that JOE GIBBS is coming back to coach the redskins. For a lifelong redskins fan this is akin to the second coming. For real I know logically I shouldnt be this happy about any team or any dude coming to coach a team but i cant help it. Even if coach gibbs fails miserably, it will still be better than ( Read more... )

Got into work today. Coupla things happened. Goofy white broad who is a contract employee says "you must really be brilliant, cause you got in here without having a MBA" little does she know I got in here officially sans BS (long story, involves semester school credits not transferring to quarter school, me getting a degree and then a week and a ( Read more... )

Ok so this weekend I had an orgy of golf. Im talking at least 36 holes each day of this weekend. Now normally in the summertime thats my shizzz. But umm its JANUARY!!!!!! 70 degrees in January? Surely we are in for a snow storm of abc sunday night movie proportions this winter. But until that snow comes, and frankly the way Im swinging the club ( Read more... )