Chicken Impossible

[eesor]

Title: Chicken Impossible
Pairing: Onew/Jessica, Onchicken!
Genre: Humor, Romance, Drama, Crack
# of words: 1709
Notes: It's obvious I have problems because now, I wrote a fic about a girl getting jealous over a chicken. Enjoy this very much crack fic.
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Comments

[bollywoodrecord]

If this is how with problems, I wonder what sane you would be. :) Haha, this was adoooooorable. I love it. :) I'm more of an Onew/myself shipper, but OnSica are cute too.

Thanks for writing. :)

[eesor]

lol you have no idea how insane I am. You'd wonder too why I'm not in a mental institute. XD YEEEES. Onsica is cute like puppy and fluffy like unicorns. SHIP em. lolidk about idols/self because it sounds weird. but I do go with Taemin pretty well. (loljk).

You're welcome.

[evilnekochan]

Yah!! i just found another Onsica and I never realised that the author was you~ X) again, you're satisfying my needs <3 <3

the title cracks me up. really.
never though that Sica would be the kind that jealous of... chicken? ^^

When you decide who you love more between chicken and me, you can come back. The last part sounds so wrong.
It is. But we're talking about Jinki, right?

Jessica is whimpering in Taeyeon’s arms, punching the green shaped-like a tofu pillow Jinki gave her on her birthday last April.
i bet she's having a hard time telling the differences between Jinki and that pillow <3

“I’m willing to give up anything for you. Even chicken or my singing career. I want to be with you. You’re the only one that satisfies me. Please get back with me?”
This is why I'm so in love with Onsica. they're always sweet. XD

Too much sweetness <3. I'm going to have diabetes anyday now. and i'll blame you for it.

[eesor]

It was pure crack-ship doll. IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF SO YOU HAVE DIABETES. XD But yeah, thanks~