poor little jessica. she tried to call me this weekend, but i was away watching *shudder* romance movies and eating ramen noddles for the first time in forever. i want candy! now ( Read more... )

i was filled with an insane rage over our three-day weekend, but now i'm back to normal.
sweet jeebus, that chick had a HUGE ASS!!!
anyway... wait-- what?
i'm about to go check out this book i saw here the other day. it's by this chick who writes incredibly dirty, raunchy stories.
*suggestive eyebrow wiggle*
bye!

It's Not Sex. It's ... :
The Matress Mambo

Get your own Sex Name
mmm... mattress mambo... *drools ( Read more... )

Your Boobies' Names Are: Cheech and Chong

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yes!! hahahahahaha!
from now on they shall be known the world over as: cheech and chong!
*tented fingers*
excellent.

lol...
she's funny.
ewww, spit everywhere!

*disgusted noise*
and alex won't get on and talk to me!
that bitch!
now i have to wait until saturday night to talk to him. *pout*
it's not fair. well, at least maybe i can see him tomorrow, if kristian is not too hungover to go...
yay!

she's sooooooo drunk!
it's funny. brittany is in here being annoying again. she always is...

------------------HAVE YOU EVER ( Read more... )

ugh. i feel really weird ( Read more... )

i'm apposed ta go with kristian to her aunt's to spend the night later, n then go with her to her thingy-doo tomorrow. i don't care how hot it is outside, it's gotta be better than dying slowly in the boredom of this house ( Read more... )