Cool Things About a Car that Goes Faster than the Speed of Light!
~ Sleep 'til noon. Still get to work by 8:00am!
~ Doppler-shift makes red traffic lights look green.
~ Never in car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song!
~ L.A. to Vegas in 2 nanoseconds. More time to gamble & solicit hookers!
~ No one can see you pick your nose while you drive
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