Anonymous Free For All.

[eeyoredung]

This is a chance for anyone to post comments anonymously. It can be a confession, a question, a thought provoking revelation, or whatever you so choose but it MUST PERTAIN TO ME. I will not try to guess who you are unless asked to but don't get your friggin underoos in a wad if I get it wrong. For those of you who don't have an LJ account who read

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[anonymous]

do you enjoy getting ur anus licked?

[eeyoredung]

Assuming I have had a shower, yeah.

[anonymous]

If Miss Cleo and Miss Sylvia Browne were in a Celebrity Deathmatch... who would win and why?

[eeyoredung]

Sylvia would have that Jamaican charlatan on her back and bleeding in 2.2 seconds.

[anonymous]

Miss Cleo is actually from Los Angeles.

http://www.newtimesbpb.com/issues/2002-04-04/news/news_print.html
That article even has a high school yearbook photo!

I used to have a better one from junior high on my hard drive. Cursed passage of time.

[eeyoredung]

Wow!

I am strangely aroused.

::nipples begin to harden::

[anonymous]

1) You look like Fred Durst, except hot.

[eeyoredung]

You're a punkin!

[anonymous]

*gleam!*

[eeyoredung]

:)

Palindromes

[anonymous]

Have you seen the new Todd Solondz movie yet?

Re: Palindromes

[eeyoredung]

I haven't! I really want to. I heard it was good.

Re: Palindromes

[gnosis_osmosis]

Let's go see it together tonight.

Re: Palindromes

[eeyoredung]

It's a plan, but you have to come here. :)

[anonymous]

I want to eat your load every day for a year, then I can die.
You're purrdy.

[eeyoredung]

Awwwww thanks! You should write Children's Books!

[anonymous]

An idea for a kids book would be - "The little red shaft that could"

or maybe "take it in the caboose"

"Gemima puddlefuck hosts an orgy"