Comments | eeyoredung: Antecedents in Porn: What Happens BEFORE the Bow Chicka Bow Bow

eeyoredung

Antecedents in Porn: What Happens BEFORE the Bow Chicka Bow Bow

May 31, 2005 02:10

This shit NEVER happens in real life.

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utiqueen May 31 2005, 10:30:25 UTC

EWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Okay, you're worried about the ass gravel getting on your furniture...but you're about to have sex with him? I think if there is any concern about this at all he should just wash his ass first.

eeyoredung May 31 2005, 10:34:08 UTC

No, Punkin.

I would be worried about the guy who is watching, getting ready to masturbate.

utiqueen May 31 2005, 10:43:55 UTC

Ok I get it. It ruined all the fun for you. Anyway...when I saw that photo the furniture is the first thing I thought of too.

eeyoredung May 31 2005, 18:05:53 UTC

Thats cuz we be like twins n' shit.

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greens May 31 2005, 10:48:38 UTC

where are the rest of the pics?

eeyoredung May 31 2005, 18:02:05 UTC

I didnt post them cuz I am a christian.

greens May 31 2005, 18:32:58 UTC

I'm not.
Send them my way.

eeyoredung June 1 2005, 09:34:30 UTC

They are screen captures I did from porn I have.

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leafshimmer May 31 2005, 15:50:43 UTC

So, I guess this is a representative example of the bear pr0n folks keep telling me is out there?

I think there's actually a "Hello Kitty" serviette between that dude's ass crack and the classic "Ethan Allan" furniture he's seated upon.

hugs, Auntie Helga

eeyoredung May 31 2005, 18:02:46 UTC

Yeah there is bear porn out there.

I sure hope so. Sheeeeeeeeit!

xoxoxo

discowoof May 31 2005, 16:22:36 UTC

I have that movie and I recognize it. The sad part is I do not recognize it from your pictures but from the dialogue. Very sad.

eeyoredung May 31 2005, 18:03:17 UTC

The dialogue is the reason I posted it. Hilarious!

cruisincali21 May 31 2005, 16:32:03 UTC

the guy sitting in the chair is nasty as hell too

eeyoredung May 31 2005, 18:04:19 UTC

No shit. he looks like he should be grading high school woodshop projects with his free hand instead.