In Which the Marlboro Woman Proves She is Hard to Shock.

[eeyoredung]

My mother, The Marlboro Woman, lifts up the bag of potting soil and empties the contents into the abandoned toilet. It is common amongst God-fearing folk to believe that all discarded toilets go to heaven but this one was given a second chance at a new life in my mother’s backyard to be used as a planter for spring flowers

Comments

[crossbonesdj]

your mother is a very smart woman. =)

just heard from keith donahey....

[eeyoredung]

Yeah she is.

Oh yeah? Whats he up to?

[utiqueen]

You do not post nearly often enough. You are hilarious!

[eeyoredung]

Thanks! I have these creative spurts. I can feel myself slowing down for awhile as I have posted a lot this week.

[utiqueen]

Well get your rest...so we can look forward to more next week.

[eeyoredung]

Let's go! I want to see that.

[hippierage]

I've ACTUALLY done that with a q-tip when my cat was driving me insane while she was in heat.
I used Eros instead of crisco though.
In my youth, my neighbor had a toilet in her FRONT yard, filled with flowers and wrapped in christmas lights that she turned on every night to let you know that her special shitter planter was there.

[eeyoredung]

Okay I am the only one you are allowed to admit that to.

Your neighbor rocked!

[dahliamoon]

i do believe that your marlboro woman posts are my favorites.

[eeyoredung]

Thanks! You're so good to me.