Comments | eeyoredung: Email with the Ex.

eeyoredung

Email with the Ex.

Jun 09, 2005 11:51

Hey There,

I came across your Jessica Simpson DVD. Resisting the urge to draw a Hitler moustache and devil horns on her and breaking her dvd into several pieces suitable for a nice hanging wind chime that would reflect the sun’s rays has been very trying for me. I am sure you understand. Do you want it back?

James

THE EX'S RESPONSE:Hey ( Read more... )

Comments 21

redbullbear1968 June 9 2005, 19:46:41 UTC

Hi Friend!

You got schooled! HAHA!

bye!

eeyoredung June 10 2005, 16:06:31 UTC

I'll be BOCK!!!

djmrswhite June 9 2005, 20:32:47 UTC

it's great that you guys still talk

eeyoredung June 10 2005, 16:07:12 UTC

Yeah we kinda have to. I work with him a lot. He's an interpreter too.

full_exposure June 9 2005, 20:37:49 UTC

THAT WAS AWESOME

eeyoredung June 10 2005, 16:08:42 UTC

Thanks, Punkin. :) Hey remind me to ask you about tattoo artists. I am looking for one.

jn1701e June 9 2005, 22:33:43 UTC

Well.. you can always tell him that if he wants to live with his balls intact he'll return your movies with due haste.. But then my ex has forgotten he left a crap load of John Waters and comic book movies at my place 6 months ago.. I am still tempted to sell them on Ebay and make a profit.. get back some of the money I wasted on dates.

Unfortuantely for you.. the little asshole has an ace up his sleeve.. get your movies back.. then pour sugar in his gas tank.

eeyoredung June 10 2005, 16:10:23 UTC

He doesn't have them. He was just trying to be funny, Peaches.

jn1701e June 10 2005, 18:04:44 UTC

Hmm.. then slash his tires.

anonymous June 10 2005, 03:10:28 UTC

flowchart mathtime funspasm!

knee-socks > love > sex > the sensually sinful combination of cheesecake and a linai > phad see iw > joan > pam > my grilled cheese! > jalapeno poppers > captain & tenille > the artistic value of "black mama, white mama" > tapioca in 10 gallon buffet vats @ shady pines in sunny, sunny florida > past-date spam at pick'n'save > dried ketchup on the corners of a coked-out hooker's mouth > losing 30 pounds eating nothing but beancurd > finding cumstains on your mom's blouse when doing laundry > tammy faye bakker > hanson > the mr. t school of fine literarture > skidmarks > jessica

it's the law of physics. you win simply by being of good taste.

<3 bo-punk