The normal half of the family won't be here for Thanksgiving.

[eeyoredung]

The normal half will be down in San Diego eating a butt-white turkey dryer than Arizona asphalt that's been seasoned with a stick of margarine, salt, and pepper

Comments

[popebuck1]

I like your half of the family better!

(For much the same reasons that I like John Waters better than Chris Columbus.)

[juss4funn]

oh pleeeease videotape the whole scene!!! pleeeeeeaase!

[jukebox_heroine]

that brings me such peace.
the only reason this didn't happen to us is that we went out to eat. wait for the christmas writeup.

[polomex]

Was great to meet you... and good luck.

[leafshimmer]

Hooray, hooray! The Jamie and the Marlboro Woman Show is back on! What a wonderful Thanksgiving treat!

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