Hey, I need a job. Get me a job. Hey, I want someone to take me to see glassjaw. Mostly, I want the job. Both Will Smith and Bill Gates have jobs, and they're millionaires!
I thought I should tell you I just stayed up watching It's a Wonderful Life tonight, and I wept all over the place, and I want to tell everyone I know how they're beautiful, how much they mean to me. I thought you should know that.
You can work for me this Christmas break. All you gotta do is hang out and play games with my friends and me. It's the greatest job ever, huh? I'm accepting resumes and interviewing now, but if you apply, you shouldn't have any trouble *wink wink*. The pay is zero dollars an hour.
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Gay Dads! Enough fawning, we gotta get my annual snowflake day album done!
Dec the deck with gay apparel Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la... Hahahahah...
"gay apparel"...
leather pants...
...ya know?
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taasty ballls.
balls of meeeeat,
jerk so sweeeeet.
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That's more than I'm making already!
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