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[effie214]

Sorry for the delay, peeps. Here's the blow-by-blow of Part One. It's my least favorite part of the series, so this is probably lacking in the Effie!Snark, but I hope it amuses all you suckers currently at work. :)

As a note of interest, I think Bud Selig was just slightly drunk last night at his “I suspended the World Series and all I got were

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[erinm_4600]

First: ROLLING
Second: 8:06: “Home is where your heart is.” Also a song by Lady Antebellum that references a diner waitress who falls in love with a blue eyed customer. Just sayin’.

I kid you not that this is on the CaliTin writing playlist. For just that reason. *snort*

8:28: ...This ain’t no thinking man’s game.

And now Trace is in my head... *will not picture Jay Hamilton. will not hear 'I've Got My Game On'* Damn...

8:34: Steve the Plot Papay! ‘Cause only he would bite Cain in the ass.

*had to go outside for a second*

9:30: Every time I hear Zero’s Weekly Shackup speak, I swear it’s Gina Torres/Zoe Washburn. And then I’m ridiculously disappointed it’s not.

THANK YOU!!!!!

*holds side*
I HEART YOU SO BAD RIGHT NOW...

[effie214]

I kid you not that this is on the CaliTin writing playlist. For just that reason. *snort*

As it should be. I just about drove off the road with the squealing laughter when I heard that verse for the first time. K was scared.

Sorry for getting the Trace in your head. Although, now I've got "Swing" in my own head. Damn it.

Seriously, my first thought when the Papay Runners came on screen was, "I know Erin picked Steve 'cause he got closest to the pants." True facts.

And I unlocked the post so you can pimp away. But only if I get part of the proceeds...

[erinm_4600]

And I unlocked the post so you can pimp away. But only if I get part of the proceeds...

You get them ALL!

[jeymien]

LOL!

[effie214]

*bows*

Thank you. I try.

[erinm_4600]

*AHEM*

Um... how can I properly pimp you out when this is locked? o.O

unless you want to keep it locked, of course
*sends Jebgerbread*

[americanfairy]

Excuse me for butting in but erinm_4600 was pimping this so I just had to check it out. This is great! I couldn't stop laughing and now I'm getting strange looks from my math class (college Algebra sucks). You are so made of win!!

Thought you'd like to know.

[effie214]

Hee, I'm so glad I'm amusing you! And I totally feel your pain with college algebra. Eesh.

I'm finishing up Part Two now, and should have Part Three up at some point this afternoon, so hopefully I'll continue to make you giggle.

Thanks for stopping by! :)

[americanfairy]

Oooh, can't wait!

[kseda]

8:28: Okay, this really bugs me. When Cain says, “Much obliged for the help,” DG replies, “You’re welcome, Mr. Cain.” When did he tell her his name? Or did they see it on the Good Housekeeping magazine subscriptions on their way to the suit?

It could have come up some time when he was getting all un-gnarly, maybe? *fanwanks*

(My question remains "When the hell did Glitch get DG's name?")

[effie214]

See, this is why you're smart and I am so not. That makes perfect sense. At least something in this minefield can be explained...:)

And I totally did not catch that DG never introduced herself to Glitch. Gah. Fifty lashes for me.

[kseda]

Plugging plotholes is a hobby of mine. I blame Doctor Who. Hang on... *tries it again*

"Tell us your name, spy!"
"It's DG, and how many times do I have to tell you-"
"Will Azkadellia attack from the east?"
"WHO?"
etc.