Sorry for the delay, peeps. Here's the blow-by-blow of Part One. It's my least favorite part of the series, so this is probably lacking in the Effie!Snark, but I hope it amuses all you suckers currently at work. :)
As a note of interest, I think Bud Selig was just slightly drunk last night at his “I suspended the World Series and all I got were
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--Because you don't lie to Azkadellia. Else she sends you to the Island of Perpetual Tickling. *shamelessly stolen from a VeggieTale's video*
The slice of French Apple and a chunk of cheddar is, possibly, the most disturbing order EVER.
--*is confused*
“Home is where your heart is.” Also a song by Lady Antebellum that references a diner waitress who falls in love with a blue eyed customer. Just sayin’.
--Write it! Doooo it! After of course, you're done with OMG!GUN and the e-mail stories.
Um, DG, you didn’t notice the man hanging from the ceiling when the ankle biters put you in the cage? She’s a smart one, this one.
--If it were me, I'd be too busy freaking out that I'm that high off the ground to even notice that someone else was in the cage with me.
One fish, two fish, Red Hatt, Name Not Jack! And yes, that’s how it’s ( ... )
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The Island of Perpetual Tickling is so made of win, I just fell off the couch laughing at it. I love Veggie Tales. A lot.
The slice of French Apple and a chunk of cheddar is, possibly, the most disturbing order EVER.
--*is confused*
It's what Gulch orders when he comes into the diner to give DG her speeding ticket. He gets a slice of apple pie with a slice of cheddar cheese on top.
One fish, two fish, Red Hatt, Name Not Jack! And yes, that’s how it’s spelled on the closed captioning.
--And in the credits.
Oh, stop being all smart, woman.
--Also known as the 'Demementor's Kiss That Isn't Because This Doesn't Work in JKR's Universe.'
HA. You're the best.
--Evil Sorcesseses change their outfits 15 times a day.
I really should reread the handbook.
--It's a cane. Sorry.
Dude, my blog. I can say it's a stick if I want to. :P
And I like your reasoning behind the end-of-part-one-plot holes. You're too smart for my own good. :)
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--*pfft* Jeb/Telly is better. Wait, I better not say that because then you won't write me anything ever again. Ummm, did you get my card in the mail? Goren/Eames is my #1 OTP.
The Island of Perpetual Tickling is so made of win, I just fell off the couch laughing at it. I love Veggie Tales. A lot.
--That movie is my favorite Veggie Tales movie. Ever.
The slice of French Apple and a chunk of cheddar is, possibly, the most disturbing order EVER.
--*is confused*
---It's what Gulch orders when he comes into the diner to give DG her speeding ticket. He gets a slice of apple pie with a slice of cheddar cheese on top.
--Actually, I meant, why are you disturbed by it?
-One fish, two fish, Red Hatt, Name Not Jack! And yes, that’s how it’s spelled on the closed captioning.
--And in the credits.
-Oh, stop being all smart, woman.
--I was being all smart, wasn't I?
-Also known as the 'Demementor's Kiss That Isn't Because This Doesn't Work in JKR's Universe ( ... )
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Maybe the witch switched it magically? I dunno.
I'm telling you, there's some bestiality thing going on with Az and Xora (the spelling of which I did remember from the first time I saw the series)
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