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this weekend, I:
    - cut off a whack of my hair
    - bought jeans at macy's.

wtf, old lady much.

tonight ( Read more... )

weird, semi-apocalyptic dreams centering on karate last night + two yolks in my egg this morning = end of the world, am I right?

Happy Zombie Day!

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaam.

oh jesus halp


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Finnegan is sick, sick a lot with a gross hacking cough that sounds like a 80-year-old chain-smoking diner waitress trying to hoark up a badger that has become thoroughly lodged in her dessicated throat ( Read more... )

Yesterday, I went on an unintentional horror movie binge. Awesome. Last night, I had nightmares. Stands to reason, right? Sure, except: did I have nightmares about bloodsucking fiends or ghosty things? Nope ( Read more... )

it continues:

(2:52:40 PM) seblake79: hot girly girl that fixes cars for a living? I'd gay that.
(2:53:16 PM) dbunderscore: i like gay as a verb.
(2:53:36 PM) dbunderscore: josh hartnett? i'd gay that.

I start entries and then delete them. It's not that I have nothing to say; it's just that things I could say are split evenly between the too-heavy-for-internets and the so-frivolous-it-hurts ( Read more... )