Combo package - the following is both reason #23 why you should be glad that either you weren't online tonight or I don't have your IM info, AND reason #9,873,452 why I do not, and likely will not ever, have children:

[22:13] SEBlake79: from a text book:
[22:14] SEBlake79: "...approximately 1% of babies are born with a transverse presentation. Here ( Read more... )

fatfat is sick, or at least kind of gross and under-the-weather-y. I took him (and Tibbie; I couldn't tell WHO was gross, exactly, but knew it wasn't a dog and wasn't Emma) to the vet yesterday, and they both peed in their carriers (guh) so they won an all-expenses-paid (by me!) day locked in cages in the vet where they got water, sub-cu fluids, ( Read more... )

things to do during midterms, because studying is for people who don't love the fail:

- bake 80+ cupcakes. that, btw, is the very definition of a fuckload of cupcakes, but what can I say? I had TWO requests for cupcakes this week, both in large quantity.

- start the most absurdly complicated piece of knitting I've ever attempted, which is ( Read more... )

Honest to god conversation with my mother ( Read more... )

the dorks are terribly annoyed at today's proceedings; cooking! lots of it! none of which results in dork-snax! FEH ( Read more... )

Today, I bought a gravy boat, which caused one of those who-is-this-adult-living-my-life moments. Now, I am having Oreos for dinner ( Read more... )

I have KICK ASS bronchitis of the don't-breathe-too-much-it'll-spook-the-lungweasels variety and, as of today, I shall be treating it by attempting to make thanksgiving dinner for my parents this weekend ( Read more... )

My professor (he of much, much information) is at this very moment giving a very botched description of identification as a defense mechanism and trying to use media and advertising as a way that it's used, and the entire class is confused. I really want to interject, but the only example I can come up with is money shots in pornography ( Read more... )

[15:53] dbunderscore: my bridges. let me burn you them ( Read more... )

I've spooked more than a few visitors and house guests over the years by going all panic-mode if they touch my bed.  Here's the deal:  I have a really weird sense of smell - hypersensitive about certain types of smells, but not sensitive about ALL smells.  Anyway, one of the hypersensitive smell things is people-smell - not b.o., and not heavy ( Read more... )