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I usually don't end up doing things like this, but it was so outrageous, I just had to share.
I was at work, minding my own business, at approximately 7am. In between my desire of reading an explanation on psychoanalytic literary criticism, I decided to go ahead and catch up on Soul Eater, considering two months had passed, and thus there were two shiny new(ish) chapters waiting for me. Never, never, never again will I think reading Soul Eater early in the morning is a good idea.
So.
Giriko exploded.
Giriko. Turned into a girl. And then exploded.
Girlriko. Exploded.
EXPLODED.
What the fuck just eve-
GIRIKO EXPLODED WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?!!!???!!!??
I... I just...
Okay, imagine Giriko is the van:
Yes. That just happened. Giriko. Fucking exploded.
FUCKING EXPLODED
I just. Cannot come to terms with what the hell I just.
So, just in case we're not clear on this:
1. Random Dante's Inferno Arc
2. Make that secondary character who didn't do shit finally do something
3. Make him turn into a girl
4. Make him (her?) make all kinds of rapey comments at 14 year old main character
5. Make Mr. Drag Queen Or Something IDK explode
6. ???
7. Profit, evidently.
8. Wait, what?
I... Sincerely don't think I can- IT WASN'T EVEN AS THOUGH MAKA TOOK A LESSON IN BADASS AND KILLED HER/HIM. Nono. She. X-PLODED FROM RAGE. I can't make this shit up. Giriko's 800 years of pent-up rage made... It's soul explode. It is evidently possible to LITERALLY EXPLODE WITH RAGE. I just.
There are no words Ohkubo. No. Fucking. Words.
Also, on another note, I love how Stein never shows up anymore. It's like "OH HEY KIDS REMEMBER ME? /says something vitally important to the plot" "/disafuckingppears for the next fourteen chapters until we need him to play mentor again." Relatedly, where the hell did Marie go after the party? Has she just been locked up in Stein's basement for the past couple chapters? Did they both just get sick of moping around with Spirit and Shinigami-sama because they really don't give a fuck about Kid and go out to dinner? Did they run off with the Chupacabra's girls to do god only knows what? The world may never know.
Back to the topic at hand:
I was at work, minding my own business, at approximately 7am. In between my desire of reading an explanation on psychoanalytic literary criticism, I decided to go ahead and catch up on Soul Eater, considering two months had passed, and thus there were two shiny new(ish) chapters waiting for me. Never, never, never again will I think reading Soul Eater early in the morning is a good idea.
So.
Giriko exploded.
Giriko. Turned into a girl. And then exploded.
Girlriko. Exploded.
EXPLODED.
What the fuck just eve-
GIRIKO EXPLODED WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?!!!???!!!??
I... I just...
Okay, imagine Giriko is the van:
Yes. That just happened. Giriko. Fucking exploded.
FUCKING EXPLODED
I just. Cannot come to terms with what the hell I just.
So, just in case we're not clear on this:
1. Random Dante's Inferno Arc
2. Make that secondary character who didn't do shit finally do something
3. Make him turn into a girl
4. Make him (her?) make all kinds of rapey comments at 14 year old main character
5. Make Mr. Drag Queen Or Something IDK explode
6. ???
7. Profit, evidently.
8. Wait, what?
I... Sincerely don't think I can- IT WASN'T EVEN AS THOUGH MAKA TOOK A LESSON IN BADASS AND KILLED HER/HIM. Nono. She. X-PLODED FROM RAGE. I can't make this shit up. Giriko's 800 years of pent-up rage made... It's soul explode. It is evidently possible to LITERALLY EXPLODE WITH RAGE. I just.
There are no words Ohkubo. No. Fucking. Words.
Also, on another note, I love how Stein never shows up anymore. It's like "OH HEY KIDS REMEMBER ME? /says something vitally important to the plot" "/disafuckingppears for the next fourteen chapters until we need him to play mentor again." Relatedly, where the hell did Marie go after the party? Has she just been locked up in Stein's basement for the past couple chapters? Did they both just get sick of moping around with Spirit and Shinigami-sama because they really don't give a fuck about Kid and go out to dinner? Did they run off with the Chupacabra's girls to do god only knows what? The world may never know.
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