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I kid.
I'm also Mike.
I've been resisting the urge to abuse knowing your password for YEARS now. (wait, I think I may have given in once or twice.)
In any case, this will be (I hope) my first and only LJ post whilst in China.
You see, I love you all so much that I'd prefer to talk to you all as little as possible whilst overseas.
Thus, we can catch up old-school when I get back. And when I mean old-school I mean "Dearest Cecelia, I have just arrived in Czeckoslovakia. I hope this letter finds you in good health. The trip took seven months by train" old school. (and you guys know how I love OLD-school)
So, when I get back, we can talk, catch up, and the stories of my adventures can be revealed 'round a fire whilst I smoke a pipe (no, I don't smoke... except when I go out *forehead*).
And my loving friends can do like-wise.
What have I been up to? I've spoken to basically everyone who reads LJ, or at least Xiaohe's. But whatever.
So here's a few shoutouts:
Xiaohe: When I finish your letter (if I ever do) I will eventually want it back, or at least a copy of it. Because asking for it back is douchey.
Laura: I spent my birthday in an airport. It was lovely. Be happy, I love you.
David: I'm reading diesel sweeties because of a distant high school memory of this one time in your old place. Fuck you. (I Love you)
Siuyan: I have nothing to say to you.
In any case, after riding the giant hamster ball on the water with Rainbow and after I make go to another city on business to make a speech to 1000 people and travel down the Yangtze on a boat, I have no idea what's in store for me.
Come to China. They have Giant hamster balls.
Seriously. If there's one reason to come, it's that one.
In any case, I have to write down some talking points for the speech and send it to Bob so that he check 'em out and make sure it's all good before I write/prepare the damn thing.
... The new James Bond movie sucked.
PS: Xiaohe don't change your password, I need you for convenient LJ comment checking. And you smell bad [lovely].