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why did jennifer love hewitt play audrey hepburn in a movie about her life? i mean, her of all people, why?
and what is an 18-hour bra, exactly? what happens after 18 hours? i never got that. does it evaporate or something? pop off in a fit of exhaustion? then there are 24-hour bras and i don't get those either.
ashlee simpson stole my
and what is an 18-hour bra, exactly? what happens after 18 hours? i never got that. does it evaporate or something? pop off in a fit of exhaustion? then there are 24-hour bras and i don't get those either.
ashlee simpson stole my
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The 18-Hour-Bra is an invention that rose to counter the women's rights movement of the 1960s. A plummet in worker productivity during that decade caused the nation's top scientists to tackle the issue, and they then realized realized productivity depended almost entirely upon whether the females in the workplace were wearing bras. If they were, the girls were constricted and the men were largely uninterested--if the dirty pillows are flopping free, neither gender can be expected to maintain their focus.
When worker productivity reached lows that rivaled the Great Depression, the scientists once again turned their attention to the issue, and designed the 18 hour bra. The device was made of a new space age material, developed by the Soviets in a secret Siberia laboratory. The device was made of an extremely constrictive material, as such that once the unsuspecting female dons the undergarment, the device constricts. With the device in this position, the female has no choice but to ( ... )
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