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[effluvia]

Happy New Years eve everyone! This time last year I was at the sober house watching cable by myself in my robe. This year I'm at my parents' house watching cable by myself in my snuggie. The implications are staggering. Who knows where I'll be watching cable alone next year and what I'll be wearing?

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[trickeration]

Happy New Year! Last year, I was drinking cheap champagne and wearing a child's tiara. This time, I was drinking cheap champagne and wearing a (supposedly) pore cleansing facial mask. I don't know if that's progress or not.

[effluvia]

I recommend that, this year, you crank it up by wearing the mighty trifecta of a pore cleansing mask, a child's tiara AND a snuggie while drinking cheap champagne.