heartburn!
Pro5Stringer: you took english last year, yes?
so hunky dory: jess.
so hunky dory: porquah?
Pro5Stringer: you typed many-an-essay, no?
so hunky dory: yes, i did
Pro5Stringer: pick una favorita.
Pro5Stringer: i wish to read, please.
so hunky dory: ...really?
so hunky dory: wow, im speechless.
Pro5Stringer: ...? nothin wierd. i like very much to read (as long as its not a novel) the work of peoples.
so hunky dory: no, i think that ones of the most impressive questions anybodys ever asked me
so hunky dory: honestly
Pro5Stringer: well thankyou, so you'll donate to the cause of my curiosity?
Pro5Stringer: i promise not to steal it
so hunky dory: no no here
Pro5Stringer: besides knowing you its copyrighted ;-)
so hunky dory: haha
so hunky dory: i wrote a paper in philsophy on epistemology
Pro5Stringer: is it a report? sounds good
so hunky dory wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\Dory\My Documents\my epistomology - philosophy paper.doc.
Pro5Stringer received C:\Documents and Settings\Dory\My Documents\my epistomology - philosophy paper.doc.
Pro5Stringer: but i want it to be something from you
so hunky dory: it is from me
so hunky dory: lol
Pro5Stringer: well i mean... with your own meat and veggies, ya know? im sure this will be plenty awesome though
so hunky dory: this is all from scratch, scouts honor
so hunky dory: lol
Pro5Stringer: i believe ya
Pro5Stringer: i'm not readin it yet
Pro5Stringer: how long is it?
so hunky dory: not that long, its big font
so hunky dory: do you know what epistemological particularism is?
Pro5Stringer: of course... i learned in my microwave manual.
so hunky dory: haha
Pro5Stringer: ... no. i dont know.
so hunky dory: ooo haha i thought you were serious oy
so hunky dory: its pretty simple: its just the acknowledgement that people with different character or personality or personal traits will believe things differently that others with differing traits just becuase of their differeing traits.
Pro5Stringer: believe things differently: elaborate
Pro5Stringer: well i guess i should read lol
so hunky dory: like, i believe that, as a jewish, white, female teen, that the option of abortion should be a constitutional right, or at least a legal right. but others, such as a white, evangelical christain male, may disagree
so hunky dory: haha maybeee
so hunky dory: do you have anything of yhours?
so hunky dory: yours8
so hunky dory: ***
Pro5Stringer: well sure i do
Pro5Stringer: you'd really like to see something?
so hunky dory: MOS. DEF.!
Pro5Stringer: i've got a nice short page-and-a-halfer... easily digestable
so hunky dory: send it over bubba
Pro5Stringer: not that you need anything easily digestable... lol nevermind
Pro5Stringer: i'm digging myself a hole
Pro5Stringer: ANYWAY
so hunky dory: haha is it a hole big enough for a SEXY PARTY?
Pro5Stringer wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\Dory\My Documents\download\sohunkydory\APEH_nolava.doc.
so hunky dory received C:\Documents and Settings\Dory\My Documents\download\sohunkydory\APEH_nolava.doc.
so hunky dory: okay.
so hunky dory: wow.
so hunky dory: uhh im dumbfounded.
so hunky dory: uh-duh.
Pro5Stringer: i love your style! very heartfelt
Pro5Stringer: commas out the wazoo, but its all correct
so hunky dory: yeah, ahah my mom tells me that too
so hunky dory: you really liked it??
so hunky dory: i dont have any other of my philosophy essays on my comp, but ive written way better ones
Pro5Stringer: not done
Pro5Stringer: i was affraid it would be all objective
Pro5Stringer: but they're tons of style lol
so hunky dory: heck no, i hate objective writting
so hunky dory: i had to pump a little fact in there, but only for the sake of the basis of the paper
so hunky dory: otherwise it would just be commentary, lol
Pro5Stringer: and your paper begs the question: why, then, can't we just get along?
so hunky dory: exactly
so hunky dory: because of epistemological particularism!!!
Pro5Stringer: perhaps just the insignt to identify this, as you so professionall noted, "epistemological particularism," would serve to nullify its curse?
so hunky dory: nope, because not everybody wants to believe that thought
so hunky dory: some people are just so closeminded that they wont even accept personal or racial differences as the cause
so hunky dory: they just think that whatever they say is right, their way or the high way. and because of the existence and the absense of epistemological particularism is why we cant all get along.
so hunky dory: its like unison in division?
Pro5Stringer: thus, jihad.
so hunky dory: exactly
Pro5Stringer: dory greenberg should you persue the ultimate executive office of this nation you've secured yourself one solid, unwavering vote.
Pro5Stringer:
so hunky dory: ryan, you don't know how happy you make me
so hunky dory: honestly,
so hunky dory:
the rest of you: suck.