if i were YOUR history professor i would do two things 1. cry, because who majors in history? 2. offer you an "extra credit session" in the library (you know, you're natural habitat)
so tell me caitlin when was the last time you had the opportunity to use such clever sexual puns as "you be Paul Revere and I'll be your midnight ride" "I hope youre not a minute-man" "I like my men like my articles of confederation, loose." "I want you to use me like the nuclear bomb in WWII, once." and of course "You are Columbus and I am america. discover me ramone, discover me"
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they just don't get it.
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::cries into her Western Civ paper::
Oh cruel cruel world.
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1. cry, because who majors in history?
2. offer you an "extra credit session" in the library (you know, you're natural habitat)
so tell me caitlin
when was the last time you had the opportunity to use such clever sexual puns as "you be Paul Revere and I'll be your midnight ride"
"I hope youre not a minute-man"
"I like my men like my articles of confederation, loose."
"I want you to use me like the nuclear bomb in WWII, once."
and of course
"You are Columbus and I am america. discover me ramone, discover me"
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Stalk stalk.
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