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eforeffort Nov 04, 2005 03:44

I hit a skunk today on the way to Kerbey Lane, and Rachel and I sat in stunned silence for about 30 seconds, during which time I may or may not have punctuated the silence by shouting "SHIT!" I just remember a lot of mouth-gaping. On the way back home, we named him Buddy. He was the source of a whole conversation, including lines like, "Wow, Buddy ( Read more... )

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eforeffort Oct 17, 2005 00:44

Transcript of Rachel's and my conversation in sign language:

"Jesus loves everybody."
"But Hitler."
"No, Jesus loves everybody."
"But monkeyfuckers."

PS Ice, rice milk, coconut cream, and vodka= ambrosia of the gods.

Backstreet's back! Alright.

eforeffort Oct 01, 2005 03:48

I jammed my finger today while shifting a tub of white chocolate in the back freezer. It sounds really lame, considering that I injured myself while moving ice cream around. However, there was something about how this was done--a 50-or-so-lb. tub of ice cream was stuck, so I shoved it, and somehow my pinkie finger got in the way--that really ( Read more... )

Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time

eforeffort Sep 29, 2005 17:34

I finally got my shower curtain hung again.

You can all stop your worrying.

Sometimes all it takes/ is a little smile and some chocolate cake

eforeffort Sep 26, 2005 02:37

I think I'm living in a lesbian porn, with all the sex removed. Or a lame girl movie. Or, either, come to think of it; it's pretty much interchangeable ( Read more... )

too much work.