Chocolate bar assignment

[egadfly]

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To my mild bemusement, I received this two days ago. What would you do?
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Comments

Perhaps:

[starmadeshadow]

Once Simone has completed the chocolate bar assignment, I think it would be best if she started immediately on the World Peace issue, as I feel it may take her longer than expected.

Assignment...

[egadfly]

... outstanding.

[crackityg]

The chocolate bar assignment was not on the critical path. Why is Simone wasting time on that when the boiled sweet assignment is incomplete and the entire sticky team is waiting on it!

Hallelujah hamper

[egadfly]

The sticky team should really be working on the manna assignment.

Fail

[first_fallen]

Obviously she failed on assigning those chocolate bars as I received none! Please rectify forthwith and revert to me.

To the chocolate bar!

[egadfly]

Perhaps the chocolate bar assignment was to bar chocolate? What if Simone was completely successful and your chocolate-gettingness has been blocked? Unlikely, but a catastrophe if true. There's only one way to be sure: gets-chocolates-and-eats-it-NOW! For... um... science?

Re: To the chocolate bar!

[first_fallen]

I has Easter eggs. Om nom nom nom.

[jester_nine]

Joe,

it was indeed great for you to meet me; I get that alot. As far as the chocolate bar assignment goes as much as I would like to revel in our success that way has been milked for all it is worth. We are taking a new approach to bury the cads we are in competition with, namely a multivarious allocation of resource synergy. As such if you could let Simone know that her new assignment involves nestling and I think we can just leave it at that.

Regarding you,

Andrew

E.g.: e.g.g.

[egadfly]

Nest? Lay!

Simone may be an Easter feaster beast.

Oh dear

[ext_98416]

I do hope it isn't a 'chocolate bar' in a brown bag on someone's doorstep.

Ew.

Chocolate log

[egadfly]

Bar? Barf!