I need a house with a garage. One, to store stuff and two, because a motorcycle is getting more and more tempting. Of course, that's probably just the mid-life crisis talking
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Okay, I'll bite. What's your reason for why they won't find the Higgs boson? (And I swear, if you say "because it's hiding from them", I'll punch you in the nuts.)
Ok, the best "explanation" I can come up with is that mass (and it's the Higgs boson that gives everything mass) is actually another dimension of sorts. The best way I can describe this other dimension is as a jello salad. Where there is little matter, you have bubbles, and where there is lots of matter, you have bits of fruit that you generally hope are grapes or bits of pineapple.
I don't know about the other "married" ladies in your life, G, but for myself...you seem mostly happy being uninhibited by female complica...err...companionship. And well, for those few moments when having a lady around might be nice...we you live in the wonderfully modernistic age where they make devices for such a thing. And bonus...those devices don't nag.
However, in the event that was sort of a plea for us to keep a weather eye for the perfect "G-mate"...be assured we "married" ladies of your circle got your back, dude.
As someone who grew up on 80's and early 90's sitcoms it was more of a 'wonder why something both poor in timing and comically funny' like this hasn't happened yet.
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Ok, the best "explanation" I can come up with is that mass (and it's the Higgs boson that gives everything mass) is actually another dimension of sorts. The best way I can describe this other dimension is as a jello salad. Where there is little matter, you have bubbles, and where there is lots of matter, you have bits of fruit that you generally hope are grapes or bits of pineapple.
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However, in the event that was sort of a plea for us to keep a weather eye for the perfect "G-mate"...be assured we "married" ladies of your circle got your back, dude.
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As someone who grew up on 80's and early 90's sitcoms it was more of a 'wonder why something both poor in timing and comically funny' like this hasn't happened yet.
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