so i keep receiving restricted phone calls about parsimons,and how i put up an add that i wanted to purchase parsimons. If you don't know what parsimons are, according the the first red neck guy who called me, they are "llllyykkke tomatoes bbut kinda sweeet!" Apparently I want to purchase stock in parsimons. whoever the fuck put a false add out ( Read more... )

I want to get "expectation leads to disappointment" tattooed across my chest and on the back of my neck. it will be tattooed on the back of my god damn skull.

ANGST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

college graduate. wow, a college graduate on LJ. Soon to be a college graduate who has an lj and lives in her parents basement. Get me while I' m hot ladies!

for the record, I was unable to fall asleep the night before my last psychology final of my college career. literally, DID NOT SLEEP AT ALL. Oh, and not to mention i got up and peed about 5 times during my sleepless night. My final is in an hour and a half. I hate my body and my brain for doing this to me. fuck me.

hmm, so I'm getting the feeling  Obama is going to win the primaries because hillary is an idiot sometimes, and was too presumptuous about how people would vote. IF/when Obama wins, the republicans are going to go ape shit and find a bunch of dirt on him and are probably going to push the whole middle name being muslim thing. Maybe the republicans ( Read more... )

I finally exploded. BJ, S my D thank you very much.

I like to be high and watch video clips on:
trust me, you'll love it too.

Colorado City, Arizona: look it up, read about it. Someone MUST put a stop to the FLDS. I am going to have nightmares.

Tickets to Montana = purchased

less than a month until graduation....yikes....

i need to see baby mama.

" Your mom sucks cocks in hell!!!"
-exorcist
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A Home Alone quote changed up a little:
"LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU LITTLE FAG (jerk)"

only funny to me, but whatevs its my journal ya basatards
also, being sick sucks, but having a KICK-ASS art show friday wins.