Have I been eating lots of fibre? I'm being pretty regular. Weird

[eggatron]

After making a semi-concious decision to go into work an hour late and play the "I thought I started at ten" card, I awoke at ten and decided that I wanted to wear my favourite skants. The only problem with my favourite pair of skants is that my dick tends to hang out of the fly as its about seventeen meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelleeeeeeeon miles in its

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[velvet_jane]

*mental imagery*

it burns...it BURNSSSSSSSSSS

[eggatron]

it wasn't so much pain. It was more inee-outee dragging. Not in a pleasurable manner might I add. Might try elastic next time(!)

I'm such an idiot without booze.

[chickenkiev]

hahahaha you could (if you are really bothered by this) get one of those donger streachers that you wear under your clothes, its kinna like a muzzel on your penis that attaches by elastic to a garter round your thigh.....im sure they would do the job :)

[eggatron]

comfort (well, it can't be worse than the tie) and a bigger dong? Thats a plan and a half. But I think I'll just stick to having me wang popping out of my fly all day everyday. It's especially good when out drinking as the "remember to pull your fly up after pissing" thing just dissapears. Uber-covert flashing (so covert you don't even know your doing it). It's the way of the future!