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[eggplantempress]

So yeah, two men from Alcatel walked into reception earlier on today anticipating a meeting with the two directors of the company... and what do i do? Tell one of the directors that two men from Alcohol are here... Hahaha... *shakes head*

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[satans_muse]

hahahahahahahaha
which is one of the many reasons i love you.

[eggplantempress]

Its my duty to please dat booty.

*fraggles eyebrows*

[dr_sockman]

Well if you're going to make a mistake, that's not a bad one to make. At least you're thinking about the right stuff.
It made me laugh.

[davina78]

you=classy bird

ROFL

[eggplantempress]

Oh hell yes! =D

[eggplantempress]

Bonus points for me!

*holds beer to heart*

[dungeoncandy]

hehe, i think your mind was elsewhere.

but.. a secretive dairy farmer!?!
what's up woth the "secretive" bit though. lol :P
quizes are bizarre indeed.

[eggplantempress]

Haha, yes, yes it was. Like usual. ;-p

Diary farmers have many secrets im sure... im mean, where the hell does all that milk come from? COWS?! Theyre dreaaamin'...

Youre bizarre! But thats why i like you, hehe.

[dungeoncandy]

LMAO!!

i was thinking secretive as in.. just running up to various things and such, trying to milk them..
and doing it all secret like.
lol!!! i could totally see you doing that! scary indeed. :P
Or maybe, you had the image of "dairy farmer", but were something else, like actually it was a front for pimping penguins!!!

OMG!!!! penguins can produce milk!!! you were miking them! weren't ya!!! i'm on to you now!!!
mwuhahahahahaha!!! :P

erm... can i get it on that? ;D

I'm now broken in hysterics, You rock. *hugs*

[eggplantempress]

Oh yes, im very good at that also. I mean *ahem* Mr. Mooby was (a cow puppet i gave to aphua for her birthday). Him and his goddamn mad cow disease, molesting all of my friends boobs. *shakes head* Those poor girls.

I dont hide the fact i pimp penguins, but now were on the subject, fancy one? *jiggles eyebrows*

:-o! They do?? Oh and i need your email address, i have a cute penguin thing to show you!

[van_der_staal]

ahahahaha you are soooo cute!!!!

[eggplantempress]

Hehehe *blushes and hides*

Thankyou :)

How be you? Have we met?

[van_der_staal]

yes we have met. It's Shana...you know....from Utopia...

...and other places, like vortex, and Brendan and Alison's house etc.

Remember? :D

[eggplantempress]

Oh yes!

Hello!!! *waves frantically*

I didnt realise you had one of these, or i would have added you sooner! :)

Havent seen you in ages hun, whats been happening?!?!

[azmodai]

You see, it was your subconscious in action

Speaking with alcatel can push anyone to drink
you were just warning them beforehand :)

[eggplantempress]

Speaking from experience?

[azmodai]

we support alcatel products here at work >:)

[eggplantempress]

Oh my.

Guessing theyre not too crash-hot products then.