Comments | egnsixteen: Whenever you masturbate, you kill a kitten!

egnsixteen

Whenever you masturbate, you kill a kitten!

Aug 04, 2006 10:50

Seriously, that title is a complete lie. I just used it coz it summarizes my two stories in this post ( Read more... )

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anonymous August 4 2006, 18:53:04 UTC

John you sick-o. The kittens were fine. I guess cats are naturally incestuous. well except one of the kittens had a messed up tail (it had a bent on it).

cowslayer August 4 2006, 19:02:35 UTC

Masturbate-a-thon? That's my kind of charity event. Since it happens in SF as well perhaps we can all get together and form a team, get matching outfits and ask for corporate sponsorship. And get the sponsors to double the money if we all come simultaneously. The dirty parts of my brain are on fire!

egnsixteen August 4 2006, 23:28:23 UTC

You are so dirty....what would be our team name? I'm not clever enough to think of a funny one.

guy masturbation pageant. anonymous August 5 2006, 07:35:32 UTC

so funny.... here's a video of a guy masturbation pageant... Cum and join the fun!

http://debriefingtheboys.blogspot.com/2006/08/back-to-glory-days.html