Quick Story Prompt

[ego_id_non_feci]

FIRST:  I had fun doing this in jinglymushroom's journal.  That's pretty much the only reason I'm sharing it.  I enjoyed it, there's a chance you'll enjoy it, too.

SECOND:  If you don't want to keep it clean, for heaven's sake, email it to me so I can giggle over it.  If you make me blush in a public arena, you are so going to have to wear a

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[littlepasht]

I've done this one before. It's TONS of fun.

So do you remember that time we were out in the ravine battle at GW, facing the ENTIRE Trimaris contingent on our own? I know they were already a little bit disconcerted by our armor. Who wouldn't be when faced by a pair of obvious ladies in armor that is not only too tight in the lower regions but also done in screamingly fluorescent motley? Then when we started sneaking towards them, discussing a strategy in stage whispers as though they could neither see nor hear us (despite our bright clothes) I think they probably just counted us as crazies. However, when we jumped up and charged the center of their line, you screaming "COOKIES" and me screaming "BOOGERS", they were so shocked we could have wreaked some serious havoc. If I hadn't taken a nose dive, getting tangled in a bush and tearing my tights, which then caused you to land ass first on my head so I couldn't get up, it might even have worked.

[ego_id_non_feci]

Bwah! I can't believe I forgot that!

...especially the part where that horrible seam burst. Gawds. Talk about embarrassing! I've never seen you show so much thigh in my life! I told you and told you I couldn't sew, but you kept telling me it would all be okay. Well, but the sorrow-drowning later that evening made us legends, so I guess it all ended up even. :)

Thanks for reminding me!

[jenny_sellinger]

It has to be fake? You mean I can't tell about the All-night Swimsuit Sundae party? And how we got in a fight over the maraschino cherries and ended up playing that dots and lines game, with chocolate chips for the dots and whipped cream to make the lines, to decide who got to have the extra cherry?

Awww.... Making up fake stuff is hard. Oh, I know.

See this one time, I came up to visit and we ended up going over to the Mall of America because I'd never been there before. There was this guy handing out samples who was hitting on all the girls who came past and being kind of creepy about it and we decided to mess with him. You've asked for this to be kept clean, so I can't give all the details, but basically we compared his "manhood" to the samples he was passing around and the samples won the comparison.

[ego_id_non_feci]

...I still can't believe we did that to the guy. No, wait, on second thought, I can't believe you're willing to admit that we did it! I maintain that I was under the influence of Dippin' Dots and therefore not responsible for my actions.

I forgot about the maraschino cherry fight- because didn't someone come in, like, fifteen minutes later with two jars full of them? And I got that stupid idea to play Chinese checkers with them, but failed miserably at making a board for it?

MMMMMmmm. Cleaning up the games was the best part!

How come all my memories of you end up with dessert in them somewhere? :P

[caeruleanavis]

i was just thinking today about that time at gulf wars when we went streaking through the calontiri camp. sadly, they had all gone to bed early, so our actions elicited no reaction. undaunted, we decided to extend our trek and streaked on down the road, past the green dragon, and out to the battlefield. by this time, we had attracted quite a following. someone lit a bonfire right on the battlefield and over a hundred people joined us in dancing naked around it and howling at the moon.

*sigh* i'm gonna miss being at gulf wars and hanging out with you this year!! we always have so much fun :)

[ego_id_non_feci]

Thank God I was drunk enough that I can deny remembering that. :)

What the heck were we drinking- it had some strange name... something about chocolate something. Dagnab. Good times.

...not that I'm prepared to state authoritatively that I remember them. Not saying that at all, nope!

[jinglymushroom]

Aww, it's so nice of you to note me there! ^_^ Thanks for reminding me about all that ice cream