Fun weekend.   ...yeah, that's all I got on that subject.  Well, that's all I got besides kick-butt stories of stealing from people (hey, it got back to them... eventually) and tricking other people, and generally being sneaking and subtle in a very Good Lackey-ish kind of way (hah, most of you guys don't even know the half of what I got up to with ( Read more... )

Lizzie Borden took an ax, 
And gave her mother forty whacks,
And when she saw what she had done, 
She gave her father forty-one.

Wow!  Her story is pretty messed up!  Anyway, she's just a regular old young spinster woman around the turn of the century- goes to church, keeps her hair, clothes, and nose clean, etc., etc., etc..  Lives with her parents, a ( Read more... )

Hi folks!  I'm home again.

Is it wrong to lick your parents' computer?  I mean, I've been told it's wrong to lick the cupcake, brownie, and chocolate chip cookie of your parents, but computers are a different story, right?  They're not even edible!

It's so fast.  I think I'm going to lick it again.  Mmmm.... fast computer.  mmmmmm.

...Okay, now that I ( Read more... )

Yeah, I know.  You weren't too concerned.  I was.  Every night I'd think, just before I closed my eyes in slumber sweet, "What if they're concerned?  Why didn't I post today?"

The answer is, if there was a great Time Out Chair of life, that's where I belonged these past three week-um... four... um.  Okay, to be honest, I can't really tell you which ( Read more... )

Wow.  I will not be forcing anyone to play Once Upon a Time (that storytelling game).  I explain it poorly, get snippy, and then become easily frustrated and dictatorial thereafter.  You are all absolved of my earlier decree.  It was fun to try it out, but I think people will form into posses and beat me if I try it again.

Also, I really think ( Read more... )

If you don't have a costume yet, call me.  First come, first one to get the cool costume.  And the explanation.  Well, okay, actually, in my dream vision, at least two of you will want to be a part of Halloween history.  It'd be more fun with twelve, but I can deal with two.  Also, if you can furnish proof that you are either good or evil, that ( Read more... )

Hi!

I missed you!  How are you?

Oh, I guess I've been okay.  I keep leaping these major mental milestones, which hurts like you wouldn't believe, but in a good-hurt kind of way.

No.... no, not like whips-and-chains hurt.  You've -I -No.  Not like that.  Not like that at all.

Anyway, I just wanted to check in with you.  I know you worry.

I've been ( Read more... )

My aunt's computer is not as old as I thought- it boasts an Intel Inside Celeron processor (mine is so much faster... sob).  So now I must turn my wrath on our 49.2 kbps dial-up internet connection.  The worst thing?  My cooperating teacher busted me posting on here during my lunch break and read me the "No Free Internet for Student Teachers" riot ( Read more... )

Yay!  The Good Doctour has agreed to take me on for a year and see if I make a good lackey!  I will taste the sweet tang of musty millet and feel the burning kiss of burlap.  Yay!  Also, I will learn fencing and rabble-rousing and maybe, maybe, if I'm a good little lackey, midget-tossing.  Yay!

I knew on Sunday, but I was waiting for Jock to ( Read more... )

So, most of you won't care about this post.  It won't be funny.  Or at least, my intent is not to make it funny.  You may find hideous awkward self-revelation to be funny.

I am a decent teacher.  Decent teachers know they're not great, but keep trying to be better.  I've been reading lots of books, about different discipline programs in the ( Read more... )