don't judge me
Title: Cookies & Cream
Rating: R...
Genre: Comedy
Pairings: OT15, KangTeuk, HanChul, KyuWook, ZhouRy, TeukChul bromance?
Warnings: sexual stuff, forgive me SJ for I have sinned
Dedication: dedicated to my twitter friends Flo and Nikki and even Kristen (why not) even though they aren't ELF and it's LIKE WTFFF
Cookies & Cream
When Kyuhyun had suggested to Eunhyuk and Donghae that they propose a cookie party to welcome their newest members Zhoumi and Henry to the group he was only met with many weary glances. Donghae even looked a little sick.
See, the first such party didn't go so well. Kangin and Leeteuk, in one of their many sadistic fits, suggested it to welcome Kyuhyun. It sounded innocent enough to the bunch. Baking cookies together seemed like a great and delicious team building experience.
Boy were they ever wrong. The night was a disaster, atleast from everyone but Kanging and Leeteuk's perspective. Ryeowook had lost and was crying over his cookie as he ate. Most of the others wanted to look away but couldn't and innocent Donghae couldn't stop wretching for days. The Eunhae pair couldn't even begin to imagine why Kyuhyun would want to relive the experience.
"It's simple really," Kyuhyun said, an evil glint in his eye. "Factors have changed since then."
"Ok?" Eunhyuk replied.
"I've been practicing and I can make myself come in 10 seconds flat," Kyuhyun explained.
"Should you be proud of that?" Eunhyuk questioned.
"Yeah and how does that help the rest of us?" sniffled Donghae, who was clutching his Nemo plushie in fear.
"Just listen why don't you," grittied Kyuhyun. "Ok so Leeteuk is getting pretty up there in age. I'm sure his libido isn't quite what it used to be. What with Kangin giving it to him regularly I have calculated his chances of finishing last within the 95th percentile."
"I don't even like those odds," Eunhyuk frowned.
Donghae also wondered, "But what about Ryeowook?"
"Don't worry about Ryeowook. I've been training him too."
"'I don't want to know..." came Eunhyuk's reply.
"As for little Henry I doubt anyone would let that kid so much as touch a drop of the stuff should he lose. Plus he's American--"
"Canadian," corrected Donghae.
"And you know how horny those are. He'll be fine. Added to that fact he's Chinese and Heechul has a soft spot for Chinese so Zhoumi and Hangeng are safe."
"You're really thought this through," Eunhyuk replied.
"Of course. It's perfect revenge... so?" Kyuhyun asked.
"I don't know," Eunhyuk looked unsure.
"Hyukkie, I'm scared," Donghae gurgled.
"Ok deal!" Eunhyuk finally said. "But only if you promise to eat the cookie if Donghae or I lose."
Kyuhyun rolled his eyes, "Wusses. But deal!"
*****
The look of excitement on Leeteuk's face when Kyuhyun pitched the idea to him later that day almost knocked all the resolve out of Kyuhyun's sytem but he stayed firm.
"95th percentile Kyu. 95th," he reminded himself.
"Cookie party! Cookie party!" Henry shouted excitedly in the breakroom during lunch as Leeteuk informed him of the arrangements, his mochi cheeks bright with innocense.
Donghae sent Kyuhyun a look that rivaled a kicked puppy.
"How could you?" he mouthed tears already forming in his doe eyes, but Kyuhyun ignored it. He would have his perfect revenge. No one hurt Wookie and got away with it.
*****
So that evening they were in a circle in one of the dorms. The table had been moved and in the middle of the wooden floor sat a lone cookie on a single plate. A feeling of dread permeated the atmosphere. The only smiles in the room belonging to Leeteuk, Zhoumi and Henry. Kangin wore more of a grin.
Even Heechul looked a bit solomn, a slender white finger clutching at Hankyung's thigh for support.
"Why is there only one cookie?" Henry asked in English to Kibum who was beside him.
"I think it's about time we explain the rules," Leeteuk said, clapping and egtting everyone's attention from the doomed cookie in the center. "Youngwoonie would you do the honors?"
Kangin nodded and began to explain, As every word left his mouth the bright smile on Zhoumi's face transformed more and more into a look of terror.
"Gege? I don't--" Henry began in Chinese looking at Zhoumi beside him, but Kibum cut him off explaining in English.
"Cum on the cookie. The last one has to eat it!"
"Oh my..." Henry's mouth fell open and his tiny eyes widened in shock.
"Welp!" Leeteuk clapped. "Shall we begin?"
And then they were off. True to his word Kyuhyun was finished in 10 seconds, faster than some had even gotten their pants down. And Leeteuk would have been impressed if he weren't so worried.
"Kyuhyun are you--?" the concerned leader began, but Kangin touched his shoulders.
"Jungsoo... concentrate or that cookie is as good as yours."
He didn't have to be told twice. But the night was full of surprises as Ryeowook finished second, right before Shindong spilled on the cookie right after him. The younger members: Siwon, Eunhyuk, Sungmin, Kibum and Donghae all came some time after in that order, leaving the older and newer members to their deeds (and Siwon to pray for forgiveness).
Hangeng and Heechul came after, eyes locked, Zhoumi right after and Kangin after him. Yesung looked panicked as he worked on his release, sending a frightened glance at Leeteuk who he raced against. That is until Zhoumi came down from his post orgasm and fear induced adrenaline high to notice the state of the boy beside him.
"Henry!" Zhoumi cried out, pushing Henry's pants further down and moving behind the younger boy to help him out.
"Gege..." Henry cried out, leaning back into Zhoumi's touch and grip on his dick growing slack. "I can't..."
"No helping!" Kangin shot.
Zhoumi shot Kangin a dirty look and then Leeteuk was coming.
"Oh come on!" Kyuhyun growled. "Jongwoon how could you lose to that old man!?"
Yesung grit his teeth, ignoring Kyuhyun's jibes, focusing on not losing to Henry who had all but abandoned himself to Zhoumi's care. There was a few tense seconds when nothing was heard in the room but the jerking off of heated flesh. Zhoumi jerking Henry and Yesung working himself. And then with a sudden deep growl, "Yes" and spasm Yesung was coming.
Silence rang across the room as the 15 took in the scene around them. Henry slid down from Zhoumi's lose grip and onto the floor, still having not came and then suddenly the room erupted into chaos.
"You are a fucking ASSWHOLE KIM JONGWOON!" Kyuhyun accused, pointing his finger at the other K.R.Y member.
"Henli..." Ryeowook cried, already crying big salty tears. "Henli..."
He crawled to the boy, cradling him in his lap like a child. Zhoumi too began to stroke Henry's hair, sending a hateful glare at Yesung.
"I... I didn't do anything," whimpered Yesung.
"Gege... gege! I don't want to," Henry was crying in Chinese. "Please."
"Hankyung do something!" Zhoumi said, looking at the other chinese man.
In turn Hangeng looked to Heechul who merely rolled his eyes and picked up the plate from the floor drawing the attention from everyone as the room died down.
"Well, someone has to eat it," Heechul said.
"Honey, no!" Hangeng said, moving to snatch the plate from Heechul but Heechul merely rolled his eyes and slapped Hangeng's hand away.
"Not me you idiot!" Heechul said. Then turning to his only hyung of the group said. "I mean our dearest special leader Jungsoo."
"That's suicide!" Sungmin cried.
"Heechul ah!" came another cry, in the crowd (it sounded like Donghae).
Leeteuk merely looked back at Heechul, meeting the diva's unwavering stare with one of his own.
"Baby you don't have to--" Kangin began but Leeteuk held up his hand signalling Kangin to keep away, his dimple smile spreading across his face and reaching his eyes.
"Heechul-ah, what are you going on about? You know the rules. We as a society thrive on rules."
"This isn't about rules right now," Heechul replied. "Look at Henry and tell me you want to do this to him?"
The two eldest Super Junior members turned their eyes to Henry's form which laid strteched against Ryeowook. His boxers were still bunched around his thighs, erection red , angry and upright. His eyes were wet and his mochi cheeks red and t ear streaked. He looked absolutely sinful and Leeteuk chuckled, looking Henry over then back at Heechul.
"I don't think you want the answer to that," was Leeteuk's reply.
Heechul gulped but he didn't stand down. He knew he was the only one in the group with a chance against their sadistic leader. Kangin despite his tough guy image was whiped like a bitch and the others were just plane scared (and rightfully so).
"But hyung," Heechul said, tilting his head and pushing the plate towards Leeteuk again. "I think it's only fair you show our newest member what kind of leader you can be?"
"Yeah hyung!" chimed Sungmin.
"You're the best hyung," Shindong cheered, trying to support Heechul.
Leeteuk shot the two a glare then looked back at Heechul, smile still on his face.
"Heechul, I have no idea what has come over you," Leeteuk said, But I am your only Hyung so I couldn't say no to you. You hold a special place in my heart. This isn't just for Henry but for you."
"I know," Heechul said, softly, "Hyung. I am greatful to your dedication to me."
That said, with baited breath the group watched as Leeteuk delicately picked the cookie up from the plate.
"Jungsoo if you do I swear I won't kiss you for a week," Kangin threatened.
"As if you had a choice," Leeteuk chuckled before without hesitation biting into the 'iced' snack.
The group waited as Leeteuk chewed. At first his smile was unwavering but a soon his brow furrowed in distain. He swallowed and licked his lips before taking a bit of cum into his mouth from the top of the cookie. He waited, a contemplating expression crossing his face before looking at the group. They all knew the look and leader mode was back on.
"Ok who has been breaking their diet?"
The end.
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE! I BLAME NIKKI