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[egomania_one]

I feel that my members have not been as enthusiastic in their trials as they usually are. I myself have been doing nothing but pacing the floor for hours at a time. The only faces I've seen have been XIII's and X's.

I was so distraught I only managed to complete seven of the ten steps for perfect hair. I was just not in the mousse today. [Har har,

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[egomania_one]

The meeting will take place as soon as I can locate all our members, which may take awhile considering the amount of worlds I've allowed them to run amok in.

Yes, uniforms are necessary. And what's this about a tail?!

[egomania_one]

That's surprisingly not the craziest story I've ever heard, but I'm still logging it away under the "Misadventures" category.

[roxas_spice]

Your hair is very pretty, Superior.

How am I supposed to do this job if I'm stuck here? Thanks.

What are 'condoms'?

[schizo_niko]

Thank you, Roxas. As is yours. I envy its colour. I'm thinking about going blond. Yay or nay?

I'm sure there are members among us who would pay.... [trail off suspiciously]

Condoms are deflated balloons they sell in gas stations, only instead of blowing them up you use them when you blow--- [cut off suspiciously >:3]

[roxas_spice]

Nay. Blonde wouldn't suit you at all and the silver hair is much more characteristic and looks nice with your skin tone.

I've never thought of charging the other members, but... some of them are hard enough to get into bed alreadylike you.

You're confusing me...

[egomania_one]

That's what I thought. Thank you for your opinion.

I resent that... No matter how true it is.

I'm sorry; I suppose my lack of a sex life is contributing to my minimal knowledge of such things.

[frosted_logic]

Good eve, superior. I am pleased at your return. I will be at your beck and call for anything you might need, anything even if it involves riding crops, melted chocolate and the peroidic table of elements. Please do inform me when we are to meet. I have several folders of notes prepared to be read for your approval. I believe I have finally solved the mystery of where socks disappear to when you put them in the dryer. I'm sure you'll find my exploration of the mysterious "land of misfit socks" a most interesting read worthy of a promotion perhaps?.

[egomania_one]

Hello, Vexen. It is good to see you; it seems we both spend too much time locked up in our lairs.

But, it would appear that your solitary time has come to fruition! After or during our meeting you and I should discuss these findings of yours. I'm sure Roxas in particular would be interested in this sock theory, as he is constantly pining for his lost polka-dot pantyhose.

[roxas_spice]

You must be mistaken. I would never wear polka dots.

[egomania_one]

Then perhaps this is Marluxia I am thinking of. Foolish me; it seems your interests are constantly blending in my mind.

[groundshakerlex]

As you wish, Superior.

[egomania_one]

Thank you, V.