Go to Google.

Type "failure" in the search field.

Hit "I'm Feeling Lucky".

Laugh profusely.

--Matt

FEMA should be known from here on as the Federal Excessive Meetings Agency.

Hmmm, another government agency that is now rendered usless by Homeland Security.

So, you still think Homeland Security Agency is a good thing?

--Matt

Take a look at these shadows.

I just found that quite amusing, right up there with Jerry's half a plane.

--Matt

This is the humor I live for...

Mathematics dissertation stolen from Indiana Unv., 'it doesn't add up'

--Matt

Lizz Winstead, John Huston, Jewel De'Nyle, Colin McRae, John Olerud, Tawny Kitaen, Maureen McCormick, Loni Anderson, Neil Armstrong, Guy de Maupassant, Rick Derringer, Patrick Ewing, Adam Yauch, Herb Brooks, Bob Clark, and Me. Do all these people have something in common? Good God I hope not ( Read more... )

News flash for those asshats. Read up on your history and do yourself a favor.

Don't fuck with the British.

--Matt

Important things to know if you are moving and own a hippo. Clicky.

--Matt

"No one knows why the cover, held in place with tape and weighing less than 2 pounds, fell off" Stephanie Stilson from NASA, on the cover that fell of Discovery ( Read more... )

Add this guy...


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Hey kids, what time is it ( Read more... )