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she still haunts me!
Sarah Palin, talking about how her "party label" was the reason why she didn't win: "I think we would have seen a much different, prettier portrait painted if I had that D next to my name."
Jon Stewart: "All you would have had to change is everything you think."
haha.
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E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!!!
My mom, to my dad : Who has the ball now?
My Dad: Dallas...that means it's another opportunity for the Eagles to score.
LOLZ
WHAT AN AMAZING GAME! -
a letter
Dear Will Smith ( Read more... ) -
YES
The Flyers won again AND I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
I got another interview and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
I ate a donut and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS -
2 ways to annoy me
1. Ask me "are you done school yet?!?!"
2. Ask me "why are you always so busy?!"
Because I have a life, retard. Stop sending me messages, I don't want to date you! You can't even spell! -
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And then just like that, the universe throws me a curve ball..in the form of an internship interview at a favorite site.
Why can't you just let me be in peace?! LOL.
I still have my back up plan. -
things that people do that annoy me
smack their lips
chew REALLY loudly
chew with their mouth open -
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sorry for going off the deep end yesterday...I meant it, though!
my ass still hurts! -
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I'm watching some weird kid show on PBS (mondays are my chill day) and they just sang a terrifying song about some girl named ruth getting a cavity in her tooth. I think that would be traumatizing to most kids. -
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I hate my life.
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