A panda-assed koala slut.

[egregory]

It's depressing knowing that your life and everything you've accumulated for the past 20 odd years is capable of being stored into a couple boxes

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awwww

[papacaterpiller]

I cant believe you were in West Palm Beach and didnt tell me!! I told you I want to hang with you!!! lol I feel really special that I'm 3rd on your list of people who totally kick ass in your life!! lol-Luv yah babe

Re: awwww

[egregory]

You know I didn't even think about it. Next time I'm up in west palm I'll give you a ring, assuming I'm not chilling with a certain wonderful person from Wellington.

[olddaedalus]

Of course, you put the list backwards, so all the lesser people dont feel bad. :p

Good call, there. Buy lotto tickets. Whats the worst that could happen?

[eddiee]

The worst thing that can happen is you win the lotto and then a nuclear bomb hits and blows you up along with the ticket. Winning the lotto, but ending your life before you could enjoy the money.

[eddiee]

Better yet... getting struck by lightning.

[egregory]

Or winning the lotto only to be held up by zombies who shoot lightning and then while they're holding me up, being killed by Hulk Hogan in a yellow hummer that was supposed to land on the zombies.

...

[recyclingisgay]

too bad everyone else sucks at life and I'm number one.

have I told you lately that I love you?

[recyclingisgay]

not including that dog you love so fucking much. hahaha. OW YOU'RE CUTE STOP IT.

"OHHH LEXI I LOVE YOU YOURE SO BEAUTIFUL I LOVE YOU I DO"

[egregory]

MY DOG ROCKS SOCKS AND BLOCKS COCKS! Shhhhhhhhhut up.

[egregory]

We were going to call you, actually, but got too absorbed in Donkey Konga and then it was too late.