LMAO! That is great...I especially love this part:
To the enemy, we can only say this: Your days are numbered. The bling-bling of the One Ring has no sway over the true of heart. The time of hobbits has arrived, the foundations of the mighty will shake! And another thing. you weren't elected; you were appointed. And that's un-hobbitlike.
Fuck! That was SOOOOOOO funny!! Hahahahahaha! *dies* Really!! OMG, and this part was killing me (not to metion when I saw Luthien I felt like I was getting a shout out):
Shouts, props, and praises be to Eru the One (who in Arda is called Iluvatar), to our Moms, to all the elf girls, to Radagast the Brown, Fingolfin the Valiant, your assistance in these dark times has been like the light of Earendil in Shelobs lair. To those that have fallen before us, you will not be forgotten. To all the unsung heroes-- Hama, Ioreth, Ghan-Buri-Ghan--keep on keeping on; your shit is unstoppable. To Old Toby, Gaffer Gamgee, and all Boffins, Bolgers, Bracegirdles, and Proudfeet. To Yavanna who brought forth the Ents; To Luthien Tinuviel who hardens me like bark. To Melian (AKA LADY M) who inspires me to put my root down. Fistfulayen, xeronoid 30* and sloka 1 love, put yer John Hancock of Independence right here ... it’s on!
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To the enemy, we can only say this: Your days are numbered. The bling-bling of the One Ring has no sway over the true of heart. The time of hobbits has arrived, the foundations of the mighty will shake! And another thing. you weren't elected; you were appointed. And that's un-hobbitlike.
Priceless...you just made my night :)
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Shouts, props, and praises be to Eru the One (who in Arda is called Iluvatar), to our Moms, to all the elf girls, to Radagast the Brown, Fingolfin the Valiant, your assistance in these dark times has been like the light of Earendil in Shelobs lair.
To those that have fallen before us, you will not be forgotten.
To all the unsung heroes-- Hama, Ioreth, Ghan-Buri-Ghan--keep on keeping on; your shit is unstoppable. To Old Toby, Gaffer Gamgee, and all Boffins, Bolgers, Bracegirdles, and Proudfeet. To Yavanna who brought forth the Ents; To Luthien Tinuviel who hardens me like bark. To Melian (AKA LADY M) who inspires me to put my root down. Fistfulayen, xeronoid 30* and sloka 1 love, put yer John Hancock of Independence right here ... it’s on!
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I'll learn this one: (lol)
To all the unsung heroes-- Hama, Ioreth, Ghan-Buri-Ghan--keep on keeping on; your shit is unstoppable.
It had me giggling like mad.
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Though I must say, I despise Tom. Arrr.. Smoking crater with two yellow boots in the center! >:(
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