Why I like airplanes over women:

• Airplanes usually kill you quickly, a woman takes her time.
• Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of the switch.
• Airplanes don’t get mad if you do a “touch and go.”
• Airplanes don’t object to a preflight inspection.
• Airplanes come with manual to explain their operation.

Dear me,
    Thankyou for getting your shit together, growing a set and getting the fuck over it, or at least getting to the point where we can get the fuck on with shit without being a fucking cripple, thankyou for finally getting kinda back to being your normal self and being a person again!

from me

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well...a guy can dream right

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the ( Read more... )

Love is the absence of Fear
Fear is the absence of Love

WHO GOT BENT OVER AND ASS RAPED THISMORNING
I GOT ASS RAPED THISMORNING

dont get me wrong... ive been a bludging motherfucker most of my highschool life... i wasnt expecting brilliance... i havent put the effort in to get those kind of results... but i managed to surprise even myself at how fucking horrible i went... band 1 for maths anybody?? and ( Read more... )

It just kinda occurred to me, at least she kept with tradition... reinforced my usual mantra for me... i used to let people in, then i stopped, they always left, or died or something, leaving me alone again, she did it for me again...

ohh well....dont ever let anyone tell you life isnt predictable...

you know when you KNOW something, like it hasnt been actually said, but you know...like yeah, you know what i mean, you can work out who someone os talking about even though they dont really give you a clue, like, i spent the day with a mate, and you know tjhat could be any of 100 people...but you KNOW exactly down to 1% who that person is...like ( Read more... )

Patron: What is venison?
Waiter: Well...you know the movie Bambi?

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• There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't
• If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
• I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly
• My software never has bugs. It just develops random features