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[ehrlichgenug]

DID YOU KNOW THAT AN APPENDECTOMY COSTS 18,000?

I can't afford that.

Comments

[teleri_moses]

good thing you're an alien!

[ehrlichgenug]

It's only a good thing if the aliens got my back. Which as history points out, they don't. If you listened to Blue Oyster Cult, you'd know that.

[teleri_moses]

Don't worry! The Jews will pick up the alien's slack, and getcher back... and smoke yer crack.

wikawika.

[ehrlichgenug]

They did, too! Rory recently explained to me the likelihood that my appendix is a sort of "babelfish" and it will assist me in communications with my homeworld when the time comes. Good old Jews.