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[eibborn]

Guhhh, what kind of incredibly shitty biologist can't even keep his venus flytrap alive for one stupid year. Some kind of white mould got it while it was hibernating in my stupid fridge, and I am stupid, stupid, stupid for not noticing until it was too late. And by "too late" I mean probably at least a week and a half after all hope of effectively

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[liquidbiohazard]

WAIT, NO!! YOU COULD CURE SYPHILIS, ROB! SYPHILIS!

Although it's kinda neat. I say the cranium of someone who had syphilis and MAN is that messed up. But it makes you sort of a genius before you go completely bat-shit insane. So... just wait around a bit?

I'm not insinuating you have syphilis. You could cure some boring old bacterial infections too. I GUESS.

Also, why was it hibernating in your fridge?

[liquidbiohazard]

Also, I first read this as "what kind of blogger can't ... blah blah self deprecation" and I got all exciting thinking you were blogging about your plants. That would be neat. Do that.

[eibborn]

Oh jeez, sorry, LJ isn't sending me notifications when people talk to me so I had no idea you'd commented.

It was hibernating because they need to do that! For three months a year or so, they need to be cold and dark to emulate winter conditions. I didn't exactly have a garage to put it in or anything.

And um, okay! I could blog about my plants if that's a thing that you think would be cool!